It’s really easy to do. You simply take a passage of writing, put it into the text box, and choose the language you want to translate it into.

For example, let’s say you’re working on articulating the company strategy and have developed the following:

Our new strategy will center on providing distinctive, consumer-oriented products and services to members in targeted markets. By focusing more sharply on the customer segments that align with our strengths and offer the best profit potential, we will be better able to provide consumers with a wider range of product choices, including more open access products. And we can add value by providing customers with information that helps them improve the quality of health care.

Pretty dry and corporate, isn’t it? You’re worried that, like other high-level messages you’ve written, it will be sent to employees and then disappear into the ether, never to be seen again.

You need to inject some life into this writing. Maybe it would be more compelling in Jive? Let’s give it a try:

Our new strategy gots'ta centa' on providin' distinctive, consumer-o'iented products and services t'members in targeted markets. By focusin' mo'e sharply on de customa' segments dat align wid our strengds and offa' de best profit potential, we gots'ta be betta' able t'provide consumers wid some wida' range uh product choices, includin' mo'e jimmey access products. And we kin add value by providin' customers wid info'mashun dat helps dem improve da damn quality uh heald care. What it is, Mama!

Much, much better. Would it be even more effective in Swedish Chef? Let’s give that first sentence a whirl:

Ooor noo stretegy veell center oon prufeeding deestinctife-a, cunsoomer-ooreeented prudoocts und serfeeces tu members in tergeted merkets.

Hmm, maybe not. And although Pig Latin has some appeal—after all, don’t a lot of corporate messages seem like they’re written to obscure instead of explain?—and Valley Girl is, like, tempting, you feel that Jive has exactly the tone you seek.

So, go ahead. Visit the webpage. Do the translation. Hit the send button. Wait for the feedback that’s sure to follow. Then start job-hunting.

Have a good day, everybody! (Or, as the Swedish chef would say, "Hefe-a a guud dey, iferybudy! Bork Bork Bork!")